This is my first time taking part in this linkup.
Unlike my sibling(s) (that I love very much)... I can't wear fish net stockings and a mini skirt that almost shows my vag. ( I really do love you sis, but really... sometimes... one wrong move of the leg and you're showing everyone you're hidden valley.)
My best friend says... "I can't wait until we have dinner together so I can eat you." It was a typo on facebook... She then later said, "I can't wait until we have dinner together so we can eat with you." Our husbands think that she was correct the first time.
People call me... Mrs. **insert last name** STOP IT! Just because I'm a working professional doesn't mean you have to call me that. Just freaking call me Ali!
The best part of my day... is when the kids are asleep, the hubs is at work and I can sit on the couch and watch Sex and the City while eating ice cream not feeling judged.
I really don't understand... how this mortgage, contract, underwriting, home buying thing works... Probably a bad sign since I just bought a house!
I get really annoyed... when I take my dogs out to do their business and they wont go! Like really... Just go and we can go back inside!
There's nothing like a... rubbing your legs together after they've been shaved and lotioned. No, really. It feels almost like I'm having sex with myself without using the vagina lol.
Lately, I can't get enough... Wine! No, I don't have a problem. I can't get enough because the days are too packed with parenting and all this other life shenanigans.
One thing I am NOT is... politically correct. My area at work is known as the "Equal Opportunity Waste Land"
I spent too much money on... Coffee. I think I order coffee from either Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, or any local coffee shop at least four times a week. PLUS there is the coffee I drink at home.
I want to learn.... proper weight lifting techniques! I always feel like I'm doing something wrong.
If I ever met Zachary Quinto in real life , I would... kidnap him and do dirty dirty things to him in an attempt to make him straight and mine. This will probably have the reverse effect and make him more gay lol.
|lol, he must be talking me via|
I can't stop... singing "3, 6, 9. Damn she fine! She's gonna sock it to me one more time." Yes, I know these aren't the correct lyrics to "Get Low." Leave me alone! I do what I want!
Never have I ever... been down on a girl! Yes, I know everyone thinks I les it up with my friends...but really vagina kind of scares me!Reese Witherspoon... is human. She makes mistakes. At least she owns up to it. And she's gotta be pretty cool because she drinks wine and talks shit lol. Psh! I would totally kick it with her!
So that entertained me for a little while and was kind of fun. :) It was harder than I thought it would be!
I'm linked up to Holly